Kids Say the Darndest Things

Where would we be without our littles?! Not only do kids give us great fulfillment and love in our lives, but they often give us a good laugh. We asked all of you about the funniest things your kids have said or done and today we’re bringing you all the answers! Get ready to roll cuz these kiddos are a hoot! 
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Vinni’s “sit” used to sound like “$*!t” and it made me laugh every single time.” - Kortni
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“When we brought Veda home, Vinni looked at her all bundled up in the car seat and asked, “Does she have arms?” - Kortni
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“My 5 year old told me to “go to sleep and never wake up” when she was mad the other day”
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“My daughter said she remembered mashed potatoes falling on her in my tummy”
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“I don’t like ants they steal things without asking”
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“Dark chocolate is for old people”
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“My kid told me I looked like a pinecone yesterday”
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“Mom, why don’t you wash your hair very much?”
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“Do only daddies honk the horn?”
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“My 4 year old daughter raised her hand in church and the pastor STOPPED the service to call on her and she asked “why are you dressed like that?”
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“My daughter took a sip of her juice and just stopped and said “this is bussin”
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“At a funeral they were serving life savers, my 6 year old - “these must not work”
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“My niece told me that I’m not very good at making lunch BUT I’m really good at buying lunch.”
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“My 3-year-old daughter met my uncles when they were helping my grandparents move into their new house. The next day she asked me, “Where are the big boys?” At first I didn’t know who she was talking about but after some context clues figured out she was talking about my uncles. Then when they came over again she said, “Hi big boys!” 
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“My two-year-old replaces his L’s with Y’s right now and during a family game one night, when we were laughing and shouting at each other, he went around pointing and yelling at all of us, “You’re youd and you’re youd and you’re youd!” 
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Kids are hilarious! We hope you got a good laugh from these little ones and hope your own kids, nieces, nephews, and friends continue to give more reasons to smile. Do you have another funny story to tell? Give us the details in the comments below!
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xoxo 
Kortni + Team

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